Parodije o preprodavačima ulaznica za rasprodane koncerte

by **Liburnian** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:21

Ovo su moje dvije parodije na rasprodane koncerte Maidena 2011 turneji i preprodavačima ulaznica, koji su ih na eBay-u prodavali po ogromnim cijenama. Ipred svake pjesme je malo objašnjenje na engleskom. Ne zamjerite mi ako je što gramatički netočno. Za objašnjenja se nisam trudio, za lyricse jesam. Obvezatno ih usporedo čitajte s orginalnim lyricsima ili pokušajte otpjevati uz pripadajuće pjesme.

Explanation. This is my song of Iron Maiden concert tickets and scalpers which selling tickets for much higher prices on eBay and same places after concert become SOLD. SO, this is a parody on Iron Maiden song 'Caught Somewhere in time'. Please find lyrics and compare song in new window, or if you know lyrics try to sing this song with new lyrics. It is very funny. For non Maiden fans there are few explanations of some part of the song; IMFC means Iron Maiden Fan Club, Laz is Fan Club president, and Rod is Iron Maiden manager. Song is written from positions of ticket. Ticket calling fans to bid them. Have a nice reading!

BID WHILE YOU HAVE TIME
(Harris/Juras)

If you had the pride to lose
An open mind and seat to choose
Would you care to take a look
Or can you bid me like a 'hook'

Price is always on my side
Price is always on my side

Can I tempt you, to search for me
You know that I worth I'm not for free
If I said I'd take you there
Would you bid me, would you be scared

Price is always on my side
Price is always on my side

Don't be afraid, you're safe with me
Safe as all in IMFC
...Honestly
Laz will never know

Bid while you have time
Bid while you have time
Bid while you have time...oh oh

Bid while you have time
Bid while you have time
Bid while you have time...oh oh

Like a wolf in sheep's clothing
Scalpers try to sell all things
If you take me you can't go wrong
And I know where you belong

Price is always on my side
Price is always on my side

I'm on the offer you can't refuse
You've only got your pride to lose
And promise me...Don't tell to Rod!

Bid while you have time
Bid while you have time
Bid while you have time...oh oh

Bid while you have time
Bid while you have time
Soon tour'll be sold out...oh oh

Explanation. This is my song of Iron Maiden concert tickets and scalpers which selling tickets for much higher prices on eBay and same places after concert become SOLD. So, this is a parody on Iron Maiden song 'Still Life'. Please find lyrics and compare song in new window, or if you know lyrics try to sing this song with new lyrics. It is very funny. For non Maiden fans there are few explanations of some part of the song; 02 means 02 Arena in London (sold out 2 nights in summer 2011) Ed is short name for Iron Maiden mascot Eddie. Song is written from position of fan without ticket who don't want to buy ticket from scalper, but Maiden concert is near and he/she is weaker and weaker every day. Have a nice reading!

Scalpers

(Murray/Juras)

Take a look on the net and what do you see
In the E bay, their tickets beckoning me
Can't you buy them it's plain for all to see
They were there, oh I know you don't believe me.

Oh...I've never felt so strange
But...I'm not going to pay.

I've no doubt that you think I’m angry and mad
You don't say, but it's in your offer instead
Hours I spend there just gazing into E bay
Something draws me there, price is huge I must say

Oh...they drain my strength away
Oh...they're asking me to pay

Scalpers...tickets calling me
Scalpers...they won't leave me be

All arenas are sold and ticks’ll go away
And I feel that I'm weaker every day
Somehow I know I haven't long to go
Joining them at the E bay, oh God no!

Now I feel they are so near
I begin to bidding here

Scalpers...coming all the time
Scalpers...Will give me peace of card

Now it's clear and I know what I have to do
I must bid ticks for you to look Maiden too
Hand in hand then we'll walk into the 02
Can't you see not just me Ed want you too

Oh...we'll bangs together
They...will play forever

Scalpers...forever calling me
Scalpers...I have V.I.P.

by **ABIZMO** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:24

http://www.last.fm/user/Zdren · by **Zdren** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:59

samo scroll down

http://www.last.fm/user/Sinnervt · by **Sinner** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:00

Zašto sam ovo otvorio...zašto!? :facepalm:

by **Tzar Ivan Stratsimir** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:04

Zdren wrote:samo scroll down

+1

by **Liburnian** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:26

FEAR OF THE DARK - Parody on Croatia EU referendum!

FEAR OF THE DARK

I am a CRO who walks so pride
And now I'm walking with no guide
At NATO and through MMF (IMF for English readers)

Checky will be replaced with stars
But I feel blood and greed and scars
I'm little anxious, world is deaf

Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a constant fear that Hag is always near
Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a phobia that Carla's always there

Will you show your middle finger to
The whole goverment of EU
When they ask you for 'YES' sign?
Sometimes when you're scared to take a look
More than in cover of books
They want you stupid, they need you

Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a constant fear that Hag is always near
Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a phobia that Carla's always there

Have you ever been alone in fights
In war for freedom for our rights
And turned around and no-one's there?
For them we've been then stone age place
Balkan barbarians, lower race
Today, be shure, they want us there

Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a constant fear that Hag is always near
Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a phobia that Carla's always there

Watching promo films the night before
But referendum is folklore
Corupted goverment are blind
Bruxelles lure us and playing tricks
Promises shine, but gives us dicks
And pulling all strings from behind.

Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a constant fear that Hag is always near
Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a phobia that Carla's always there

When I'm walking with no guide
I am a CRO who walks so pride

http://www.last.fm/user/Zdren · by **Zdren** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:33

by **Eligor** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:43

kad smo kod mejdna, juras zamislio sam tebe kad sam gledo ovo, koji nastup, koja energija, koji naglasak frajeru

:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8kV7MWaRk0

by **Maiden Istra** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:48

Eligor wrote:kad smo kod mejdna, juras zamislio sam tebe kad sam gledo ovo, koji nastup, koja energija, koji naglasak frajeru :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8kV7MWaRk0

http://www.last.fm/user/Sinnervt · by **Sinner** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:50

odlično ga je skinio, nema šta. pljunuti brus dikinson

by **Zbane** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:51

kak su mi smješni ti grci španjolci talijani kad nezjanu pričat engleski i kolko god se trudili jednostavno im njihova slova i grlo ne daju :mrgreen:

by **Tandrax** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 15:28

poezija ti je sranje

by **Liburnian** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 16:03

nisam ni rekao da je dobra

Last.fm · by **Ašow, the Aucropsy** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 16:22

Scroll down rad, al najrađe bi povratio.

by **Richpa** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 16:54

Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a constant fear that Hag is always near
Fear of EU, fear of EU
I have a phobia that Carla's always there

Eto ja sam procitao, naletio pokoji biser tipa ovaj iznad

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